Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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wenis

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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