Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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alex is cool

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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You know whats funny Aids

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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Women's rights

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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