Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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