Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

White NBA players.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Anthony sucks

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Jack Stevens

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...