Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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