What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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whats long and black? a baton

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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