Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

9/11

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

A fish swims up your penis...

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Anti Joke

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