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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

whats brown and booky a book.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's black and can't swim?

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

38 studio's new game... Finance City

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

a black man did not eat chicken.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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