- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

say it ten times fast: oh

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Morning wood.

my egg roll

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