- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??