- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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