Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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