- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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