What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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This isn't funny.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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