There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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