- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

800 people died last year. end of story

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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