- Anti Joke

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What do u call a cripple Biv

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.