- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

what goes woof ? A dog.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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