The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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noah is a scrub jungle

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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