- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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