MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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