- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

bangers and mash?

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Guest what? Dog

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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