why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

they told me not to write here but i did

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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