how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

What's up? Your time.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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