Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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What would Muhammed do?

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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