roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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LOL

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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