- Anti Joke

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Pickles are powerful

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What's brown an sticky Shit

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Pickles are powerful

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What's brown an sticky Shit

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.