There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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