Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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