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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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