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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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