- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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