- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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