Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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I'm rick james bitch

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Bob Saget that is all

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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69

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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