- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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