- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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