Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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