What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Badabing.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

And you honored it I see :P

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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