- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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