What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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