- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.