A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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