- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

A bar walks into a man

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What's your guys names?

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Sarah Palin's political campaign

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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