What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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