What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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