- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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