- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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