- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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