- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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