Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Anti Joke

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