- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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