- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Your sex life.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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