What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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Cheese

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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A child walks into a classroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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