a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

knock knock no no you go now i clean

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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