Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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poopy is poopy

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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