- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Who invented apple? God

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What's your blood type? Red.

._____________________. Whale!

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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