- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Your sex life.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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