How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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