- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Chicken

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Women's rights.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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