- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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they're dead. idiot.

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

There once was this guy and he fell down

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