What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Who is big and stupid My brother

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Your girlfriend.

What's your guys names?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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