Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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