What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

belly button

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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