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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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