- Anti Joke

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

A chicken walked into the bar...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.