why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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