- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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