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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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