- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

White NBA players.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

what came first the chicken or the chips

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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