The holocaust

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

YEAH THEY DO!

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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