Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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Connor is homosexuaI

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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Halt! Who goes there?! It is I, Prince Ali Ba Ba of Yo mamas house. To what do I owe this pleasure of your kindness? I come to you with gifts, relics, and spices. All these can be yours if the price is right. Surely there must be a mistake here. How do you go about by and by without a horse? Are you who you say you are? English mothafucka do you speak it?!!! What is this mothafucka do you speak of? Say what again, I dare you! I double dare you mothafucka say what one more goddddam time. Oh wait stop, hammer time...

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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