- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What do u call a cripple Biv

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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