How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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