What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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