- Anti Joke

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?