- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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