Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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You sick fiend

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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