- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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