Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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