Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

I'm hungry.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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