Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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