What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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