Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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